Chapter Nine, the so-called thriller.
Official Game Idiot : `` ... ... ''
After sunset, Ren sent a very awkward emoji and said: "Then why don't you go steal some vegetables? That thing is simple."
I feel that I am truly lacking in ambition, at this age, still pretending to be youthful. However, even though I am very tired at this moment, I feel exceptionally awake, unable to fall asleep no matter how hard I try. Not being able to sleep is not so bad, as it saves me from having nightmares.
At that moment, although part of the scene was blocked from my view, I could not block out the sound. The television emitted the soft, lingering voice of a woman, causing a flutter in my heart. That lewd man was mumbling some nonsensical words, but thankfully they were nonsensical, as I could not understand them
Official Game Fool: "Please excuse me, thank you Brother Twilight for your timely assistance"
However, considering that he is a master, I will not hold it against him. After all, there are already enough people in this world who look down on me, so who does he think he is
Official Game Idiot: "That is too foolish"
Then, a man who could be described as a milestone in the realm of sleaziness suddenly appeared, running over to talk to the beautiful woman, chattering away without any clear point. The entire background of the movie began to change; the color tone had no hint of horror or supernatural elements, instead giving off a somewhat... romantic and sensual vibe, uh
Back in my room, I still did not dare to sleep, nor did I have the interest to watch horror movies. I had no choice but to take out my fragile little notebook and go to the internet café
Jiang Li, you pervert
Since you are a gaming novice, why do you still play? You have no awareness of your own foolishness
At the beginning, there was a stunningly beautiful woman, her expression quite peculiar. I thought she was most likely a female ghost, or perhaps possessed by a spirit. Thus, I braced myself and continued to watch, but the more I watched, the more frustrated I became. The entire film had no subtitles, and the dialogue was nothing but a cacophony of what could only be described as ghostly chatter—gibberish. How was I supposed to understand this? The box was so careless in choosing a gift for me! The entire film had no subtitles, and the dialogue was nothing but a cacophony of what could only be described as ghostly chatter—gibberish. How was I supposed to understand this? The box was so careless in choosing a gift for me! Moreover, this horror film seemed quite lewd; there were several Chinese characters in the title that I could recognize, and they turned out to be prohibited words! I grew increasingly curious, suspecting that this beautiful woman had been raped and then murdered, truly pitiful.
Then Jiang Li didn't even glance at me and went straight into the bathroom
... ...
The best setup for watching a horror movie is a large room, a big screen, late at night, and being alone. All light sources except for the television should be turned off. Then, curled up on the sofa, one watches while trembling, and that is what makes it thrilling
Jiang Li arrived at this moment. He floated beside me like a ghost and ominously said, "What are you looking at?"
Official Game Idiot: "Boss, do me a favor and tell the people in the guild that you found someone to help me with the game."
I turned on all the lights in the bedroom, curled up in the blanket, and kept telling myself: "It's fine, it's fine, I'm not afraid of anything, there is nothing..."
However, my inability to understand does not mean that Jiang Li cannot understand, crying. After we both fell silent for a while, Jiang Li suddenly said: "The lines in this horror film are quite interesting, shall I translate them for you?"
After finishing off the wild boar at dusk, he said: "This is the first time I've seen someone wrestling with a boar while carrying a bow and arrow; you truly live up to your name"
I was quite curious about what he intended to do, so I asked, "What strange thing are you up to this time?"
The sound of water splashing came from the bathroom, and he seemed quite impatient: "Can't I just take a shower?"
The person known as "Meeting After Dusk" is the leader of the gang. I pondered that if he were to find out that I had deceived him, it would not bode well for my future. The key point is that "Meeting After Dusk" is fully aware of my capabilities, and he would certainly not believe that the person currently operating the game is a gang cheat. Therefore, I had no choice but to respond to him.
I have indeed watched adult videos before, but watching them in front of a man makes me feel quite uncomfortable, even though this man is actually not interested in women. So, I mustered the courage to say: "I am watching... a thriller." I did not lie; this content truly shocked me.
Thus, I quickly had a sense of belonging to an organization. I often shamelessly followed behind Ren Yue Huang Huan to hunt monsters. Ren Yue Huang Huan simply allowed me to join his gang, and even the box came along with me. As a result, I once again refreshed the minimum standards for joining this gang. With the gang leader backing me up, and my own thick skin, the members of the gang did not make things too difficult for me.
Jiang Li's voice was as chilling as a draft passing through the hall: "I was once again startled into a cold sweat by your horror film"
"Official Game Idiot" is my name in the game. When I first started playing this game, I was completely clueless, so I pragmatically thought of using the name "Game Idiot." To my surprise, that name was quite popular and already taken, so I had to add my surname in front of "Game Idiot." Speaking of this, I recall the first time I met someone after dusk, he did not hide his disdain for my name at all.
I had just logged into the game for a short while when no fewer than ten people started talking to me, all asking the same question: Aren't you getting married today? How do you still have time to log into the game?
I was quite puzzled. Once, I asked someone why they were so protective of me after dusk. They replied, "In this day and age, there are not many people as foolish as you, and I am just looking for something new."
"It is quite foolish, but I think that thing suits you very well"
I hung my head and stood up from the sofa, walking back to my room. As I reached the door, Jiang Li's annoying voice floated out again: "It seems you are not frigid."
It is utterly outrageous; the current horror film market has also fallen into decline, resorting to bed scenes to attract attention! I am extremely indignant. What I find particularly intolerable is that they actually chose such a lewd man to perform the bed scene. What kind of director are you? Are you sure you are not ruining this film?
Forget it, let's watch a horror movie instead. I am afraid of ghosts, but when I have nothing to do at night, I just want to watch horror films. That feeling, it's like knowing that doing something could have serious consequences, yet feeling an irresistible urge to do it anyway. I wonder if you have ever experienced that feeling.
Although this person, Hezi, can sometimes be quite troublesome, most of the time, they align with my preferences. A few days ago, they gifted me several DVDs of horror movies, claiming that they were meant for me to pass the time and liven up the atmosphere. While I think using horror movies to liven up the atmosphere is indeed a rather silly idea, I accepted them without hesitation, adhering to the principle of 'if it's free, take it.' I didn't expect them to come in handy so soon.
The person, who was quite compassionate after dusk, suddenly drew the large knife from behind him. In an instant, a flash of cold light passed by, and the pig demon instantly transformed into a lifeless pig carcass
I can only express my dissatisfaction through the sound of the door slamming shut
Official Game Idiot: "Everyone else is playing, if I don't play, I will fall behind, and falling behind means getting beaten."
I: "Aren't you already clean?"
Jiang Li's home, oh no, it should now be referred to as our home. Our living room is quite spacious, and it is equipped with a 45-inch LCD television, which is of excellent quality. Thus, I carefully held the disc and tiptoed to the living room, turned on the television, inserted the disc, and adjusted the volume to ensure that I wouldn't disturb Jiang Li. After turning off the lights, I nestled on the sofa and surrounded by books, watching with great anticipation, ready to scream.
I have been busy with my wedding and haven't played games for a long time, so I logged in. The game I am playing is called "Xia Ke Xing," which is quite popular now, and Box is also playing it. Moreover, we are in the same guild. To be honest, I am a complete gaming novice. Initially, I was really bored and thought that not playing games meant I was falling behind the times (that's how I think, feel free to look down on me). So, I started playing "Xia Ke Xing" with Box.
I : `` ... ... ''
Just as I was about to say thank you to Jiang Li, he unceremoniously threw me onto the sofa and then strode over to the door to turn on the light. I couldn't understand why he didn't trip.
What a mess, what kind of horror film is this? This is simply adult video! Box, you are something else, I will hang you up and whip you tomorrow
I lost my balance and nearly fell to the ground. In a fit of anger, I swiftly turned off the television
Then, the two began to kiss and touch each other
I instinctively jumped up from the sofa and rushed to the front of the television, intending to use my body to block the two entangled figures. However, my hips, measuring 87 centimeters, were simply unable to shield the 45-inch LCD screen.
The box dislikes me for being clumsy, so it is always unwilling to take me along when playing games, considering it embarrassing. Therefore, most of the time, I quietly grind away at the insignificant little monsters in "The Legend of the Swordsman" all by myself. Occasionally, when I see others teaming up to defeat a boss, I always choose to walk around them from a distance. About three months ago, I was fighting a level 30 wild boar spirit, and it seemed I was about to be defeated. In a moment of desperation, I noticed someone passing by, so I shot an arrow at that person and quickly said, "Hey, lend me a hand." About three months ago, I was fighting a level 30 wild boar spirit, and it seemed I was about to be defeated. In a moment of desperation, I noticed someone passing by, so I shot an arrow at that person and quickly said, "Hey, lend me a hand."
I shamelessly sent him a friend request, and after hesitating for a moment, he accepted. This is a unique restraint characteristic of a master, sigh
I knew he would definitely not miss this opportunity to mock me
When suddenly plunged into darkness, a person's sensitivity to light is often very low. I fumbled around like a blind person, trying to find my way back to my room, only to trip over the table in front of the sofa. As I fell, I thought to myself that Jiang Li would definitely catch me; this is the essence of melodrama.
Just as I was hesitating about how to respond to them, Ren Yue Huang Huan sent a message: "Need help?"
It seems that the tongue of the box is indeed quite lengthy, leaving me speechless
I have a characteristic: I will not give up until I reach the Yellow River. Therefore, when the enormous restricted scenes flashed before my eyes on the television, I was completely awakened, tears streaming down my face
Now it has calmed down, and the room has also fallen into darkness
At this moment, I stared blankly at the screen, as if all the nerves in my body had been struck by an electric current, leaving me momentarily at a loss.
Tears streaming down... Am I really that foolish?
I was instantly and profoundly in awe of him... and that great sword of his. Of course, I later learned that the wild boar spirit had refreshed the record of the lowest-level monsters that had come into contact with his weapon.
That person is the one who meets after dusk. At that time, I had no idea how formidable he was; I was merely holding onto a glimmer of hope, randomly grabbing a passerby to save the situation
From then on, Ren Yue Huang Huan became the highest-ranked expert on my friends list. Later, I heard from Hezi that Ren Yue Huang Huan is one of the top experts in this server, and I, Guan Xiao Yan, must have been incredibly lucky to have made a connection with him
In the next moment, I found myself comfortably lying in Jiang Li's embrace. Perhaps it was due to his good physique, but his arms provided a considerable sense of security.
On the wedding night, I went online; I truly am a person with a sense of romance (a moment of self-contempt)